¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A man. That is all.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Anti jokes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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