Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Rebecca Black.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

potatoes

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

come along children

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Chuck Norris died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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