What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Penis

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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9:11 make a wish

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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