Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anal cheese curds.

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The WNBA

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Hello

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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9/11

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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I love Ciara!

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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