What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Thumbs this up

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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