Jake Bowar

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

My Girlfriend

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Haha

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

i like potatoes

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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