what time is it rape time

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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