- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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