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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

My Girlfriend

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Haha

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

i like potatoes

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Mexicans working in an office

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

A seal walks into a club.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

My butt!!!!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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