Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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666 im christian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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