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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Lets make like trees and stand still

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.