9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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