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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

I am a real homosexual

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Nathan Gooderson.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Women's Rights

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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