- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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