- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Icecream

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

okay.....

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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