whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Child Prostitution.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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