What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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potato farming

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The glass is half an hour.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Dozer has a soul

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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