R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Time flies like a banana.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Don't rape me!

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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The Economy

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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My mom.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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