Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

The Charlotte bobcats.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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