What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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