- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

French people

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

BUTTERFARTING

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Lil' Wayne

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