My mom.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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