- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

My mom just died....

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Women's rights.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Hitler was Jewish.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

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