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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

yo mama so fat she's fat

sweaty black guy

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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