How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What's the point? A: .

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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