What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Time flies like a banana.

69

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

womans rights

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Lets make like trees and stand still

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

gay marriage.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Poop

Jake Bowar

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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