Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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My butt!!!!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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your face.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Anti Joke

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