Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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96

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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noodles

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