What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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okay.....

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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