- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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