- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

women's lacrosse.

Teen pregnancy

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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