- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

your momma's an antijoke

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

You know George Washington? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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