"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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