- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Anal cheese curds.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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