- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

whats gay ? you

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

jewish people like other jewish people.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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