A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Womens rights.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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