- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

French people

What color is my lamp? Brown

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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