I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How many dislikes can this get?

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Real jokes.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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