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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

NEVER

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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