- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

You're so straight!

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What should I name my dog?

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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