- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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