You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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WNBA

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Real jokes.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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newt gingrich

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Tim's gay.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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your mother is so lesbian

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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