a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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haha.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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The WNBA

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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