What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Penis

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Small titties.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Your mom goes to college

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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