What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Don't rape me!

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A man. That is all.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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