whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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