What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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You're so straight!

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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George Bush.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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