Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

cot!

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I don't get it

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Hello

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What comes after "Q" R

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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