- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Frown is a four letter word.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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