What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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WNBA

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Hey Caleb.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Anti Joke

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