gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Grapefruit.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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nine...eleven

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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