- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Women

American Idol

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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