Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Amputations.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Child Prostitution.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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