- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

I have read the Terms of Service.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

96

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

The horse said "nay."

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A van drives into a car.

Y2K

A man walks into a bar.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Get in the van

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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