I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Penis jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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