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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What's your name? You tell me.

My sister has to take a dump

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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