A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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women's rights

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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