- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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