Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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S.O.P.A

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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