- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dislike old people.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

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