Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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ur mother

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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fart

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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