onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Tacos

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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