What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

noodles

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Canada

A ginger rapping.

i like potatoes

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

chuck norris

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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