- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

if u r not my friend, like this joke

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

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