- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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