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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

does this look unsure to you?

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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