- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Women rights..

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Women's rights.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Tacos

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

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