Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Black people

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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A fat man buys a salad

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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jokes r dumb

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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